Road to El Dorado, most gif-able animation movie ever.
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CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
Love, betrayal, incest, adultery, idealism, chivalry, sorcerers, knights, Christians, Pagans. From the very beginning of its creation all the way to a modern feminist retelling, I’ve tried to collect the history of the Arthurian legend. Enjoy!
De Excidio Brittonum by Gildas (~540) [PDF]
History of the Kings of Britain by Geoffrey of Monmouth (~1136) [PDF]
Vita Merlini by Geoffrey of Monmouth (~1150) [PDF]
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (~1350)
Le Morte d’Arthur by Thomas Malory (1485)
The Prophecy of Merlin by Anne Bannerman (1802) [PDF]
Merlin and the Merlinian Poems by John Veitch (1888) [PDF]
The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley (1983) [PDF]
Related anthologies that have Arthurian legends in them:
[If any of the links are wrong or become broken, please let me know.]
I AM DYING
I choked on the chips I was eating.
Oh my god.
I love that there’s a Moriarty quote for every life situation:
"Did you forget to do the dishes?"
"I swear I didn’t eat you’re chocolate chip cookie!"
"You look so pretty in that!"
"They are just TV characters!! They aren’t real so quit acting like they are!"
"HAHA season three still isn’t here!"
"Here’s some candy!"
"Quit doing the thing"
"Wanna hang out?"
And so many more
List of reasons for admittance to an insane asylum.
imaginary female trouble
parents were cousins
NOVEL READING. FIGHTING FIRE. MEDICINE TO PREVENT CONTRACEPTION. MARRIAGE OF SON.
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
All your friends ship crazy things:
Going down with your ship:
Someone ships something you don’t ship:
Someone insults your ship:
Someone says your ship will never be canon:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.